May 2013
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whiskey-memories:
bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
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belovedimpala:
what if the john hurt doctor was what the doctor saw in his room in the god complex
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kamerlort:
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my mom is drinking milk with ice and my dad wont let her join us in the living room unless she gets rid of it o mg
update: my mom made another glass of milk w/ice and looked him dead in the eye and said “make me” before sitting down omg my mom is a rebel
update update: my dad poured tHE MILK DOWN THE DRAIN I REPEAT THE MILK IS GONE AND I M LAUGHINH SO...
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poopflow:
a sex position called the gatsby where you stare longingly at your partner from a distance and scream old sport when you climax
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snarkreactors:
I had my hands full but I needed to turn on my light
so I just used my mouth and flicked the switch up with my tongue
and then I realized
uh
oh
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The loneliest moment in someone’s life is when they are watching their whole...
– F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby (via lonqing)
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doctor-who-companion:
*Donna visits Clara*
*Donna passes the crown of “The most important woman in the whole of creation” to Clara*
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