I love the term 'we're expecting' when talking...
rudeandgingerdoctor: Because it makes it sound like there’s more than one outcome. Yeah, we’re expecting a baby. But it could be a velociraptor.
Perhaps creating something is nothing but an act of profound remembrance.– Rainer Maria Rilke, The Poet’s Guide to Life, trans. Ulrich Baer (via proustitute)
WHEN ILL GETS MY REQUEST IN LESS THAN A WEEK
WHEN A PATRON FREAKS OUT 'CAUSE A BOOK DUE TODAY...
I think it's nice that Voldemort always waits...
period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
period: See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
period: See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
period: Yell at a puppy.
period: Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.
You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.– Mark Twain (via life-itself-is-a-quotation)
My dad said if this gets 1000 notes by midnight...
theeniallhorananon: Please reblog you have no idea how much it would mean to me. It’s for a good cause and it won’t make your blog ugly, thank you.