June 2012
I love the term 'we're expecting' when talking...
rudeandgingerdoctor:
Because it makes it sound like there’s more than one outcome.
Yeah, we’re expecting a baby.
But it could be a velociraptor.
“Perhaps creating something is nothing but an act of profound remembrance.”
– Rainer Maria Rilke, The Poet’s Guide to Life, trans. Ulrich Baer (via proustitute)
WHEN ILL GETS MY REQUEST IN LESS THAN A WEEK
librarianproblems:
WHEN A PATRON FREAKS OUT 'CAUSE A BOOK DUE TODAY...
librarianproblems:
I think it's nice that Voldemort always waits...
period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
period: See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
period: See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
period: Yell at a puppy.
period: Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.
“You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.”
– Mark Twain (via life-itself-is-a-quotation)
My dad said if this gets 1000 notes by midnight...
theeniallhorananon:
Please reblog you have no idea how much it would mean to me. It’s for a good cause and it won’t make your blog ugly, thank you.
