Career
Up until the age of seven, whenever somebody asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up, the answer was always “The Silver Surfer”. The image in my mind was utterly BAMF*; something like this:
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Today somebody asked me what my post-graduation plans were. I stared at them for a long while and eventually shrugged idiotically because, while a ridiculously moronic and pathetic response, it was better than admitting that Silver Surfer is still my most solid career option.
*Realistically, it would probably just be me plus tin foil.
Art by Adi Granov.